It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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