Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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