Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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