Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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