i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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