Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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