You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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