your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
