sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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