Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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