Yo dont text me then not text me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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