Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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