DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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