your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
