areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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