I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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