Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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