I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
