I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Someone came in the potted fern
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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