is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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