dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
