just come out here and I will go home with you...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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