how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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