Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Randomize
