I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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