He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We left an ass print on the piano.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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