yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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