I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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