No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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