I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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