I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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