Your tits are I can't wait for
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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