I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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