I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
