he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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