Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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