I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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