Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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