i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
