singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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