Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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