All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
