I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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