I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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