I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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