It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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