she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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