I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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