I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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