We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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